(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 16

Thanks! I'm thrilled! My dog is gonna be piiiiiiisssssed though.

 

Had sex this morning. Ate butt. That's the update for now.

 

Anyone ever do something with feet?

 

I have uh... finished (ew) on feet. Wasn't really my idea but like I wasn't gonna tell her no. This was in high school though

 

Walk

 

2freaky4me

 

One time someone smelled my feet as they brought themselves to completion. I was okay with that.

 

Congrats! You've graduated from The Sex (and WoW) Thread to this one!

 

I just



I'm




Alright

 

Please tell me it was in heels, but nothing under 4 inches tho.

 

What are some of your techniques to get laid? I'm very bad at it.

 

I once jogged with my feet

 

I would kill it in heels

 

Me and @ChiliTacos are dying to see you in some thigh high socks.

 

I've honestly thought about experimenting with cross dressing many times but have never like really done it

 

1. be in long term relationship
2. wait like a month since the last time you got laid
3. repeat

 

So far I've gotten really good at sitting around and not talking to people I don't know and just generally being antisocial. No real results to speak of yet but I figure if I keep at it I'll be swimming in it in no time.

 

Tbh I can't pull off drag. I just can't.

 

This is horrible advice

 

But not inaccurate

 

Not even full on drag but just wearing women's jeans or a shirt here or there I think I could pull it off tbh

 

alternatively

1. be very drunk
2. be around other people who are very drunk*

* this is worse advice don't do this

 

Ohhhhh yeah. I could totally do that.

 

Dude do it if you think it would be something you enjoy! Worst case scenario is you find it isn't for you.

 

1. Go online while lonely
2. Wallow in self pity online
3. Wait for the ladies to pour in