Food • Page 702

okay I'll do truth

 

Do you believe in life after love

 

I really don't think I'm strong enough

 

This looks like one of my cats put on a chefs hat and a novelty mustache.

 

Dare dare dare

 

Thread is garbage, especially all the @Fucking Dustin posts

 

The biggest compliment you could give me is your disapproval

It means I'm doing everything right

 

cyb3r bully

 

McDonald's Japan Unveils Monstrous 48-Piece McNugget Bucket

 

That should go in this thread

 

When I was in college our McDonald's had a deal on game days for 50 nuggets, two large fries, and two large drinks for like 10 bucks. My brother bet me I couldn't eat 50 nuggets. I told him if he bought them and I didn't finish them that I would reimburse him for the nuggets and give him an additional 10 dollars.

He didn't get 10 dollars.

I hate myself.

 

Fuck, reading that back I don't know how I wasn't a) dead or b) 500 pounds in college.

If I ate that shit now I'm pretty sure I'd die.

RIP in pieces my metabolism. You served me well. Now I can't eat a single chicken nugget without having to run for 45 minutes to make sure I don't gain weight.

 

seeing that made my stomach hurt. I'm already sick I'm abandoning thread.

 

I'm trying to picture what you look like.

 

Dammit, @Ken how'd you get this picture of me?

 

I had an ex-girlfriend who insisted I looked like this:



I resented it at the time but it's a pretty accurate portrayal of what I looked like in college.

I guess I sort of look the same. Not nearly as skinny and my hair is shorter since I'm a professional adult or whatever but you get the gist.

Just cut that dude's hair and add like 25 pounds.

 

Or look at this

 

I know that looks like a carrot but it's actually a Cheeto's Chicken Fry.

 

The last time I saw a beaver in the wild I instinctively yelled "Justin Beaver!" and it panicked and jumped into a river

 

Guys, I'd really appreciate not having my pictures plastered all over this thread.

Sorry bro, thought it was the paparazzi.

 

Also, my first name is not Justin.

 

don't be such an angry beaver