Winter is coming.
You're a Blink 182 fan. You get points just for that.
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Today is your two year anniversary here.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
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Hey, Happy Birthday!
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30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
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You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
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