Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You've linked up your Tumblr.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You like Parks and Recreation.
Congratulations on becoming a prestigious member!
You've made your first post! Welcome!