It's your 9 year anniversary!
Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Winter is coming.
You've been liked a thousand times.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've passed 1,000 posts.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've reached 500 posts.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You associated your account with Facebook. Well played.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've chosen wisely.
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
You've linked up your Tumblr.
Put a filter on it.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Walter White approves.
I'll be there for you ...
May The Force Be With You