Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've been here for five years now.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've linked up your Tumblr.
Put a filter on it.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
You've made your first post! Welcome!