Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've chosen wisely.
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Put a filter on it.
Congratulations on becoming a prestigious member!
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
You've made your first post! Welcome!