It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
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You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've chosen wisely.
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You've linked up your Tumblr.
Put a filter on it.
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You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
You associated your account with Facebook. Well played.