Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
You've been here for five years now.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Hello, Friend.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
You've chosen wisely.
Winter is coming.
Put a filter on it.
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You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!