You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
You've made your first post! Welcome!