It's your 9 year anniversary!
Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Yeah, you're a Wonder Years fan.
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
You've been here for five years now.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Hey, look at you being an awesome Thrice fan!
Put a filter on it.
Can you still feel the butterflies?
You're a Blink 182 fan. You get points just for that.
You associated your account with Facebook. Well played.
Congratulations! Big step.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You've chosen wisely.
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?