There's a place by me that makes what they call a Lemon Lush Pie and it's lemon curd, a small layer of whipped cream cheese, and a huge mound of whipped cream. It's the best pie I've ever had.
I don't know who hurt you but you don't have to take it out on us. It's the holidays for Christ's sake!
if you put a fresh baked pie on a windowsill I would float over to it, dragged by the aroma like a looney tunes character and I'd knock it off