Actually yeah the cake part of that statement is a head scratcher but I still stand by thinking it's crazy to not call it a candy bar
I like that take though. They really are more of a cookie than a candy bar. I think you can be both a cookie and a candy at the same time though.
I usually get those cheap $3 Aldi frozen pizzas. The crust is like cracker but for the price they ain't bad.
Also, yesterday my wife’s friend dropped the controversial opinion that an Oero is a wafer. Not a cookie. I don’t agree in the slightest
Red Baron is okay, personally I like Tombstone more in the cheap pizza department. They’re both better than Jack’s though, fucking poverty pizza Those are rather good, cooks much better than the regular kind imo
While I’m at it and since I love STL pizza so much, Dogtown makes the best frozen ones. The Imo’s ones you’ve probably seen at your local Aldi are alright, definitely more affordable than ordering an actual pie from one of the restaurants themselves.