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Your Controversial Food Opinions • Page 737

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by angrycandy, Oct 20, 2022.

  1. Halitosis Jones

    Project Pat verse scholar Supporter

    This is what I did. The old Italian grandma trick is to use the empty tomato can as your water cup to get a good mixture.
     
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  2. Halitosis Jones Jun 16, 2025
    (Last edited: Jun 16, 2025)
    Halitosis Jones

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    Penne with a pork ragu
     
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  3. angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

     
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  5. Albe

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  6. Albe

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    sounds like mickey d’s should have used fluff
     
  7. Kiana Jun 19, 2025
    (Last edited: Jun 19, 2025)
    Kiana

    Goddamn, man child Prestigious

    I just waited in a long line for my first beignet and it's fine because fried dough is delicious but I would take a churro over that any day. I have no beignet basis for comparison so can't compare it to like going to New Orleans or something but churro >>>>

    Edit: update apparently this was not my first beignet. Now this is anticlimactic
     
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  8. I Am Mick

    @gravebug Prestigious

    Bagels would be so much better without holes
     
  9. Halitosis Jones

    Project Pat verse scholar Supporter

    Bagels have holes to prevent air bubbles from forming, also it lets the bagel cook more evenly. If you try to make an unholed bagel the center would be too doughy and uncooked.

    So no Mick they wouldn't. Some things are the way they are for a reason. It's not like some baker arbitrarily decided bagels should have holes and everyone else followed suite lol
     
  10. I Am Mick

    @gravebug Prestigious

    I think it suck’s when I make a bagel sandwhich and all the stuff falls out of the hole. It would be better if there wasn’t a hole
     
  11. RyanPm40

    The Torment of Existence Supporter

    It does make eating a peanutbutter bagel annoyingly messy
     
  12. Halitosis Jones

    Project Pat verse scholar Supporter

    Upon googling, I guess bagels without holes do exist, but they're not considered bagels if they don't have a hole. They're called Bialy Bread.

    As you can see it has a indent from air bubble and a doughy center

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. mattav152

    Release My Mind, My Garden Grows

    personally love a chunky bagel. When I get one that looks like the ones in the front of this pic I'm stoked. Sucks when the hole is nearly as wide as the bread itself:

    [​IMG]
     
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  14. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    You just invented a roll
     
  15. I Am Mick

    @gravebug Prestigious

    but I’ve never found a roll with the texture, consistency of a bagel.
     
  16. riotspray

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    A bialy is closest but it's a different thing
     
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  17. angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

  18. Halitosis Jones

    Project Pat verse scholar Supporter

    Mick just wants bread
     
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  19. I Am Mick

    @gravebug Prestigious

    In general, yes.

    but I specifically want good bagel bread without the dumb hole that loses all my incredible chicken salad I made
     
  20. Halitosis Jones

    Project Pat verse scholar Supporter

    That's why when you make a bagel sandwich you're supposed to slice it in two halves and spoon any chicken salad lossage from the center cut back into the sandwich.

    Can't have a hole when it's two crescents
    [​IMG]
     
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  21. Albe

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  22. Halitosis Jones

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    That is what it is called!
     
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  23. Albe

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    my response was meant as a compliment! love the vernacular and specificity of chicken salad lossage lmao
     
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  24. angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

  25. peoplearepoison

    It takes strength to be gentle and kind Supporter

    The English muffin doesn’t get enough love. That shit slaps on a different level
     
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