Only thing I use mayo for is just a lightly spread layer on my sandwiches, but it skeeves me out if I have anything more than that lol
Like, you can have "too much" ketchup in the sense that it will drown out the flavor of what you're eating, but it doesn't taste bad. That's the difference between too much ketchup or too much mayo/mustard for me
Haha yeah. I remember my dad trying to order me an "orange tonic" (what he would call a Sunkist) at a restaurant once and getting a very confused look
I've never heard of tonic water mixed with iced coffee, but I can't really have much of an opinion on that because I hate iced coffee in general. I'll have a hot coffee on a 90 degree day, idc