Your Controversial Food Opinions • Page 556

it did

 

Which end?

 

Aww man did Grimace jizz all over those fries?! Because as we all know your jizz is always the same color as you are.

 

checks out

 

Subway got rid of Buffalo chicken. I am livid

 

did you go into a rage at your favorite spot?

 

When I got one two days ago the artist said “this is all that’s left” and showed me a half full bottle of the sauce and i thought that was weird because obviously I don’t need a whole bottle but today I realized they actually don’t carry it anymore. It’s absurd. A buffalo chicken sub is a staple sub. You don’t just take that away. It shows a sandwhich place that’s losing its way. Fuckin Roark Capital buys paradise and they start hiding the meats behind a shield, pumping out fucking churros and pretzels and now they can’t be bothered to make a Buffalo chicken sub? It’s a microcosm of more serious things.

 

Mick's gonna storm the Subway Capitol

 

goddamn this looks good

 

Cake Batter Ice Cream. Top 3 flavor

 

I may have said this before, but Perry's has a Piece of Cake flavor that is like yellow cake flavored ice cream with fudge swirls and pieces of pound cake, so a totally different thing than Birthday Cake flavor, but they don't sell it in half gallons anymore. I can only find it sometimes at ice cream stands or occasionally in a pint. I don't buy half gallons, but I would if that still existed.

Pumpkin Pie might also be a top three flavor for me. Love those pie crust pieces.

 

@imthegrimace I finally went to Aldi for the first time because I remembered your raving review of the red bag of chicken and it was literally the only fucking one sold out. I'm sad.

 

guess that goes to show he’s right

 

I just had Aldi Green Bag chicken for dinner tonight

 

And a few days ago I had red bag chicken with mac & cheese and steamed sweet potatoes

 

I ended up buying the blue bag of chicken strips instead, will report back

 

fuck aldi

I'll probably walk over there later today to get paper towels, but still.

 

That made me really hungry to read

 

I always get red bag, blue bag, and green bag! Plus the chicken nuggets and popcorn chicken

Blue bag chicken strips with Aldi's generic Eggos make a good quick and easy chicken and waffles

 

Can someone explain these color bag chickens? I don’t think I’ve even seen these

 

I surmise red means hot

 

red means hot, blue means cold, and green means room temperature

 

Red bag = breaded chicken filets


Green Bag = Italian style herb encrusted chicken cutlets


Blue Bag = chicken strips

 

green bag seems like it would be preferable