Your Controversial Food Opinions • Page 553

Sleeping in a tent by myself in the middle of the woods is a nightmare scenario

 

What should I get at checkers/rally’s?

 

Hunted down in a tent

 

i’ll shame anyone who eats subway

 

Diarrhea

 

As i listen to a thousand wolves(dogs?) howling around me, I wonder if human body smells more like food than the flaming hot Cheetos in my pocket. Like clearly they would prefer to eat meat and blood. But the smell

also, get fries at Rally’s. Based off their freezer section

i also only get service here if i put my cell phone next to my head, what the fuck is that about?

 

couldn’t find either on the menu

 

the aliens did you a solid and put a 5G hotspot in there the last time you went camping

 

Out of anyone if mick told me he was abducted by aliens I’d believe him.

 

absolutely

 

what is this you call a Subway footlong get the fuck out of here with this nonsense we're going back to Mars

 

If aliens came to meet me, I would show them

Subway
Stuffing
Egg Rolls
Char grilled meat
Fish sandwhich

earth is saved

 

Gotta show them cheese or we're fucked

 

immediate ray gun

 

I wonder if the aliens will be able to taste yoga mat in the Subway bread.

 

They don’t have the yoga mat stuff anymore (to be honest it was better before they removed it)

also worth mentioning most fast food chains used that chemical in their breads

 

I don’t care enough to look that up but I feel like I should

 

Subway Wasn’t the Only Chain to Use the ‘Yoga Mat Chemical’ in Its Bread

A bunch of food chains used a chemical that made their bread whiter, it’s also used a yoga mats. People singled out Subway for some reason.

 

Thank god the bread was whiter or else it would have tasted even more like shit.

 

We did get subway before our canoe trip on Saturday and I’ll tell you what when you’re about 6 IC lights deep it doesn’t taste like complete shit.

 

It’s always good but i respect that

 

It was also the cleanest and nicest subway I’ve been in and it was connected to a gas station.

 

I’ve been to two gas station subways and they’ve both been amazing.

 

God forbid anyone besmirch the good name of Subway, famously void of controversy