Your Controversial Food Opinions • Page 472

basically, vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup

 

Depends where you go. I think Mr. Softee’s milkshake mix comes out of a carton so they just add both vanilla and chocolate

 

mr softee is what my ex-girlfriend called me (derogatory)

 

bet she did

 

Yea, Jimmies is just weird and I don't really know what region that's from or what the origin is. Sprinkles makes more sense.

Soft serve is better than nearly most other ice cream (if I'm out somewhere like a beach or boardwalk it's always preferred). Obviously I don't propose getting a soft serve machine at home (unless that's in your tax bracket).

 

wow there's a gif for everything

(i've never seen Curb, I swear)

 

Seems hella early in the year for soft-serve, but I also love soft-serve, so I'm not complaining

 

I'm JK. I've never seen curb either to know if Larry was ever called Mr. Softee.

 

Start it after you're done with Seinfeld.

 

People are like “what do you call sprinkles” as if you didn’t just admit that their primary name is sprinkles

 

I thought we weren’t supposed to say Jimmies anymore

 

I call them frankies

 

Gonna start calling em Joshies

 

jimmies are condoms?

 

Jimmy hat?

 

We used to have this popular saying "Jimmy Did It" when there was somethin' amiss at our Middle School. That's cause this kid Jimmy burned down our gym and multiple classrooms

 

What the fuck

 

Probably not very effective

 

the silver lining for me was that I lost my Language Arts book that year which would've cost 'bout $300 to replace. I just told them it was destroyed in the fire unfortunately.

Thanks, Jimbo.

 

What the fuck

 

We had a computer teacher that fled the country because they found child porn on his computer. Never found out what happened to him.

 

Another computer teacher had a seizure in front of my class and fell off her desk and cracked her head open and was bleeding everywhere. She was the same teacher that told us 9/11 happened and she said it really weird like “guyssss something just happened” in kind of a sly voice.

 

so we’re really not even gonna talk about this, huh?