Oatmeal is good, you can make it with water, but if you're not adding milk and brown sugar to it before you eat it, what the hell are you doing?
At the small town diner I worked at, there was an intellectually disabled older man that roamed around town we all called B.O.B. Bob. Dude ordered overcooked thick oatmeal every single morning. Insane.
there are a few guys like that around my town I don’t know what any of them eat tho except one who died. he ate potted meat
Love me some mother fuckin cereal. Crunch berries, raisin bran, frosted flakes, cinnamon toast crunch, French toast crunch, throw it all down my throat