Your Controversial Food Opinions • Page 429

I tried Malort today. It was fucking disgusting.

 

the fuck kinda shit are you getting into?

sounds like one of Bowser’s sons

 

Idk. I’m an idiot

 

I know someone who claims to like Malort. I’ve never had it, but all I hear is it’s fucked

 

It’s like wet dirty sock juice

 

y’all are wild af

 

That’s a nice way to put it.

 

Isn’t Wormwood the shit that was in old absinthe that made you “trip” but it was actually like your central nervous system shutting down from poisoning

 

Idk but sounds cool

 

I mean that sounds right so sure let’s go with it

 

How far are you willing to go to digest stuff?

 

sometimes you have to take risks

 

after you

 

I might of fucked around with some wormwood in my teenage years when I thought I was invincible but I don’t know if there’s an amount you could pay me to drink it these days

sounds like instant death

 

So I looked into it and there’s a chemical in Wormwood, Thujone, that will give you seizures in very high doses but it’d be hard to consume that much so you can drink a lot of malort

sounds like Absinthe never made you trip and that’s all a myth. I like absinthe. Tastes like licorice, makes your chest burn for 20 minutes. Fun to do shots of at a party

 

Are you just straight up taking shots of absinthe?

 

not nightly but yeah, we do it at parties once in a while

 

man somebody’s gotta get a camera on Mick or something

why is his life of absinthe swilling and Subway eating not already captured for the world to see? shit’s fucked up.

the wrong people are famous

 

You gotta put a sugar cube and some water in that

 

just drink jaeger like a normal man

 

again, me liking Subway isn’t weird. It’s one of the biggest food franchises on the planet! It’s weirder that everyone here dislikes it.

eh I know thats a thing but we’ve never done that. Go raw

 

Alcohol is gross imo but if I'm gonna drink I like a good tropical cocktail. Bring me a piña colada in a pineapple. Or a strawberry daiquiri with a lil umbrella or something. It was world changing when I discovered the Miami vice and that I could combine those two drinks into one.

 

I love those kind of drinks for like 3 sips, and then I just feel sick. (Additional) sugar and alcohol don’t mix well for me. I just drink vodka and whatever seltzer I have around.

 

I'll usually go with a hard seltzer if that's an option too. And a full glass of water between drinks if I'm getting multiple!

Margaritas are absolutely vile to me tho. I'll drink a virgin margarita all day so maybe I just don't like Tequila idk

 

I hate tequila