Your Controversial Food Opinions • Page 41

oh, it was a sex act gone wrong

 

my grandfather lost his finger in a candy machine mishap and always told me he kept it in a pickle jar. never saw it though so i still like pickles

 

grow up

 

I once threw up mac n cheese as a kid and didn’t eat it for like 8 years.

 

I’ve started telling my fiancé to grow up and I’m realizing it’s probably your fault

 

KEEP EATING SLOP

 

Well yeah why would you eat thrown up mac and cheese

 

I had the same experience with Horseradish. First time i ever had it i threw up in the middle of that Arby's. I didn't eat it again until i was an adult.

 

it’s a great comeback because people don’t know how to react.

 

i raise you all one when i was 7 i ate too much popcorn and threw up a storm in the jc penny

 

I went to high school with a girl that lost like 4 of her fingers in an ice cream machine mishap while working at Marble Slab and i never ate there again.

 

Haven’t thrown up in 10 years

 

We doing puke stories. Ate a whole bag of chili cheese Fritos when I was like 6 and threw up all over the back of the car. Got to stay up and watch Scooby Doo while eating saltines and drinking Sprite after though. Would consider doing it again

 

But seriously I was at daycare and we were listening to the teacher read Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. I was laying on the carpet and this girl named Rose decided to stick a pinto bean she found on the floor in my ear canal. At first she was able to get it out, until she wasn't anymore. The teacher took me to get office and used a pencil to get it out(didn't work) and then my mom stuck the hose of the vacuum cleaner up to my ear when we got home. Still no dice.

Finally went to the doctor and they used a tiny vacuum to get it out. Weirdly it was the size of a Lima bean when it exited.

All of this probably explains a lot about me and how from that point onward.....

 

Marble Slab girl got millions of dollars in the settlement because they had her handling equipment while under aged, she blew it within a decade on cars and cocaine, and now she's married to like a Proud Boy and into be a tradwife now from what i hear.

 

My brother once stuck a raisin so far up his nose that we had to have a medical professional remove it with special tweezers

 

okay Jerry Seinfeld

 

the stories are great

 

Would do the same

 

Who needs therapy when you have this thread?

 

Kinda my first date in a way

 

Idk what this means!

 

Has anyone ever actually bought cookies from that one cookie stand chain in the mall? Like there has always been a cookie stand in the mall as long as i remember and i don't remember ever actually seeing anyone buying cookies there ever. Like who the fuck buys cookies as snack at the mall?

 

Call me old fashioned but I waited till marriage to introduce bean play

 

I threw up once from drinking too much but I still do it anyway. Well drinking that is, not too much