Your Controversial Food Opinions • Page 373

Just get all your fruits and veggies at the farmers market

 

and please stop shopping at the shit store.

 

I also think Watermelon is a nostalgia food. 'Oooo I ate it by the pool when I was 8 and those summers were great therefore watermelon is great'.

 

I have never once eaten watermelon within 100 feet of a pool and I love it.

 

as if I was privileged enough to have a pool

 

Whats wrong with that?

 

Are you not allowed within 100 feet of a pool

 

only when children are present

 

All fruit unfortunately is dependent on freshness and quality

 

Explain this!

 

got his fat purple ass

 

watermelon rules

 

not since the wave pool incident of 05

 

One time a girl I went to college with recognized me in our local amusement park's wave pool and tried to give me a hug but the wave kept sweeping her back and I didn't know her that well anyways so it was an incredibly strange situation all-around

 

And now you guys are married, congrats

 

I was gonna reply “And that kids, is how I met your mother”. Then I thought it was lame and unoriginal.



But yours was really funny!

 

Fresh fruit is great. Nothing better than a high quality peak ripeness fruit. Fruit is like my most eaten food group.

The only problem is that when fruit isn't good its horrific. Mealy and bad flavor. Always thought I was indifferent to honeydew until someone gave my dad a ripe one and it was actually juicy and delicious and not all hard and dry like it is in all melon bowls or fruit trays. It may have been a specific variant of honeydew idk but I still daydream about it

 

I love having fresh watermelon in the fridge all summer. It's cold and hydrating and tastes good and fucking rules. I've literally never had bad watermelon

 

honeydew is a gamble but a good one is well worth it

 

I used to destroy those cheez balls