Your Controversial Food Opinions • Page 372

well, we’ve all been there

 

I could go for a blueberry pop tart right about now

 

@imthegrimace ever had the lemonade twizzlers?

 

hmmm I think? They have different pull n peel ones that are great. The watermelon one especially.

 

Man, I hate watermelon, both artificial and real

 

why does he have those glasses on

 

it's called fashion

 

Cause he’s cool as fuck

 

Was he not wearing them in the episode?

 

I kind of ruined watermelon flavoring by drinking most of a handle of Smirnoff Watermelon when I was 19 and dying. But real watermelon? all fucking day.

nothing better than watermelon on a hot day

 

You know its gonna be a good summer party when you roll in and see a couple of these.

 

nope, this is the original. He rocks em tho

 

Ive seen the episode. That was just my failed attempt at being funny.

 

love a slice of watermelon sprinkled with salt

 

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002EDD11G/?tag=absolutepunk-20

 

Also only good watermelon is artificial watermelon

 

have you tried the real kind with american cheese?

 

I still havent tried that. My boss puts pepper on cantaloupe. Its actually not terrible, but I do love pepper

 

fuck you

 

Watermelon is a terrible fruit. It's a lot of work for watery mush that barely has any flavor and it has an awful texture on the teeth. Just irredeemable. I'd clone an army of Gallagher's and send them to wherever watermelons are grown and let them smash them into oblivion.

Love watermelon jolly ranchers though.

 

Again I question have y'all just never had a proper version?

 

Yeah fresh watermelon is delicious. You’re probably buying shit watermelon from the shit store.