Your Controversial Food Opinions • Page 359

I hate the commercials with the talking Pop Tarts, I don't want to think of my food as having feelings

 

I will not stand for slander against the pop tart bowl

 

Because I was high, I went out to buy pop tarts after watching the game.

 

okay Afroman

 

Afroman is a hometown hero. One of the few celebs to come out of the shit hole I grew up in.

 

My wife makes her own big ass pop tarts

 

how

 

prove it

 

yeah prove you have a wife

 

are you saying the Pop Tarts are large or that they're built like Julia Fox or both

 

please say both

 

Receipts

 

Show us it cut open. Also explain

 

Whats that purple stuff? @imthegrimace

 

She uses pie crusts and makes a big ass pop tart.

 

your answers seem weirdly cagey for somebody who boasts about giant ass poptarts

 

Ok my wife is a cottage food baker outside of her normal 9-5 and sells stuff.

 

No

 

Yes

 

no

 

They're bigger and the peanut butter is better, that's absolutely correct

 

DAWG THIS IS AN OBJECTIVE FACT