Oh yeah, I forgot potato chips don't famously have a counterpart that always make them better. Certainly not one that rhymes with chip.
I mean another potato that doesn't need a condiment. I'll give you chips because I wasn't considering snacks.
good hash browns or home fries don’t need a condiment. Putting ketchup on either is fucked. Hot sauce can improve them but also isn’t necessary.
I don’t even like cooked ground beef, don’t put that shit on me I eat good sandwhiches, like the footlong chicken teriyaki I had from subway today
I got a burger and fries at longhorns last week and they didn't bring me any ketchup, I was genuinely beside myself Also totally assumed I wanted fries because I'm fat. I wanted a Caesar salad as my side but she just goes "oh so you want fries, right?", wrote it up, and walked off but when she went to my coworker who also ordered a burger, she asked what kind of side he wanted and he got a salad.