Your Controversial Food Opinions • Page 312

You must have been talking to my 9 year old

 

If it was Twin Peaks themed I'd invest

 

it’s yogurt on the go

 

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Since 'tis the season I'm sharing my pumpkin bread recipe I came up with a couple years ago that everyone raves about. We're having a party today for my girlfriend's birthday so I'm making a special batch (wink wink).

Pumpkin‎ Bread‎ Recipe

2‎ c. all-purpose‎ flour

2‎ tsp. ground‎ cinnamon

1‎ tsp. baking‎ soda

1/2‎ tsp. baking‎ powder

1/2‎ tsp. kosher‎ salt

2‎ tsp. Fresh‎ crushed or grated ginger‎ (Dorot‎ brand‎ in‎ the‎ freezer‎ section‎ of‎ the‎ store‎ works‎ best)‎

1‎ tsp. ground‎ nutmeg

1/2‎ c. (1‎ stick)‎ butter,‎ melted‎ and‎ browned

1‎ 1/4‎ c. granulated‎ sugar

1‎ c. pumpkin‎ puree

1/4‎ c. sour‎ cream

2 large‎ eggs

2‎ tsp. pure‎ vanilla‎ extract

Brown‎ Sugar‎ and‎ Turbinado‎ Sugar‎ for‎ sprinkling

Pepitas‎ for‎ sprinkling

Preheat‎ oven‎ to‎ 350°.‎ Butter‎ an‎ 8“-x-4”‎ loaf‎ pan‎ and‎ line‎ with‎ parchment‎ paper.

In‎ a‎ large‎ bowl,‎ whisk‎ together‎ flour,‎ cinnamon, baking‎ soda, baking‎ powder,‎ nutmeg,‎ and‎ salt.

Brown‎ butter‎ over‎ medium-low‎ heat‎ swirling‎ continuously.‎ Let‎ cool‎ before‎ adding‎ to‎ wet‎ ingredients.

In‎ a‎ separate‎ large‎ bowl‎ using‎ a‎ hand‎ mixer,‎ beat‎ melted‎ butter,‎ sugar,‎ pumpkin‎ puree,‎ sour‎ cream,‎ eggs,‎ vanilla‎ and‎ ginger‎ (if‎ using‎ frozen,‎ let‎ soften‎ before‎ adding), until incorporated.

Gradually‎ add‎ dry‎ ingredients‎ to‎ wet‎ ingredients‎ until‎ just‎ combined.‎ Transfer‎ batter‎ to‎ prepared‎ pan.

Make‎ a‎ mixture‎ of‎ brown‎ sugar,‎ turbinado‎ sugar‎ and‎ a‎ dash‎ of‎ vanilla‎ extract.‎ Sprinkle‎ mixture‎ liberally‎ on‎ top‎ of‎ batter.

Sprinkle‎ Pepitas‎ on‎ top‎ of‎ batter.‎

Bake‎ until‎ a‎ toothpick‎ inserted‎ into‎ the‎ center‎ of‎ the‎ loaf‎ comes‎ out‎ clean,‎ about‎ 50‎ minutes‎ to‎ 1‎ hour.

 

Pumpkin








Bad

 

Pumpkin bars are good

 

The frosting on pumpkin bars is one of my favs.

 

Pumpkin? I hardly know her!

 

Pumpkin







good

 

bootleg storebrand Oreos are just as good as regular Oreos.

 

They're good, but idk if they're as good.

 

I love you

 

Please don’t encourage him

 

Sorry I encourage local comedy

 

Good or bad apparently.

 

I got Crazy Bread from Little Caesars and they didn't give me any crazy sauce. They expect me to eat this dry? Now that is crazy.

 

I also got that Calzoney thing from Little Caesars. Its alright, but its not even close to being similar to a Calzone at all. They should have called it something else. As a Calzone liker I was disappointed.

 

A 12 piece family meal at KFC is $42 right now on Grubhub. Wtf.