Your Controversial Food Opinions • Page 176

Gimme a nice linguine

 

It’s for children. I know because my chode ass kids love it

 

Gnocchi is goat because it’s made out of the GOAT: potatoes

 

I think I had gnocchi for the first time last year and I love it

 

Counterpoint: spaghetti is one of the best and most versatile shapes of pasta. It comes in different thicknesses and shapes and is suited for a variety of dishes.

 

Give DeCecco #11 a try

 

all pasta shapes are good in their own right. Spaghetti with carbonara sauce is top tier, angel hair with shrimp scampi if wonderful, a nice fat pappardelle with bolognese is otherworldly

 

None of you can stop me from saying all of these pasta names in my head with an exaggerated italian accent

 

this is it. all pasta shapes are good when used appropriately. Typically I do prefer a flat pasta like tagliatelle or fettuccine to spaghetti, but I wouldn't use either over spaghetti for a carbonara or cacio e pepe.

even ditalini can be used well. put ditalini in your in your pasta e ***ioli or minestrone and thank me later.

 

Why did you censor your pasta?

 

I think Chorus has an autocensor for those 3 letters in a row

 

I had to google what he meant so now I get it lol

 

Spaghetti becomes kind of obsolete when you discover bucatini.

 

I don’t wear cologne

 

de cecco a real one

 

Thin pasta > thick pasta personally, but they all have their place

 

Lasagna is low key overrated. It’s good but other dishes use the same ingredients better

 

This is the best pasta dish in terms of effort to flavor/deliciousness ratio. If you want to impress someone and aren't great at cooking make this, it's so fucking good.

The orzo version is insanely good too.

 

Also if you're using jarred/canned red sauce, stop immediately and just make this:

So easy, only 4 ingredients and so much better than anything premade. It's all about the tomatoes.

If you can find these, get them:

 

I have a wildly unhinged pasta take that would make this thread call for my head

 

Do it I don't wanna work

 

Even the best pasta is mid. B grade food at its very best. Waste of an order at a nice restaurant