Your Controversial Food Opinions • Page 166

Why are there no double-stuffed pop-tarts?

 

You’d realize how fake the filling is

 

Very aware of how fake the filing is, want double

 

The human body can't handle it

 

One time I somehow ended up down a rabbit hole of reading pop tart reviews and there were lots of ppl complaining there isn't as much frosting on them as when they were kids.

 

That’s true. I’ve complained of that while stealing some of the kids’ pop tarts

 

Yeah I had one the other day and noticed the same thing

 

Hmmmm

 

That's why you add butter to enhance the experience

 

Forgot to take a pic but you better believe I ate Cherry Iced Pop tarts with butter this morning.

It's the lord's day you better believe I'm making it holy

 

Wait. Do you guys heat up your pop tarts?

 

I don’t but mostly because I’m too lazy

 

Cold Pop Tarts are way better.

 

My mother-in-law butters little powdered donuts and I think that's crazy

 

she just read Colby's cookbook

that's all

 

I tried to read his cookbook but it’s banned from our library

 

Frozen chocolate fudge is GOAT

 

I remember when I was a kid, Pop Tarts pushed for freezing them and eating them that way. Very weird. My parents took us to an American Idol concert and there were mascots dressed as giant pop tarts handing them out for free from portable freezers

 

Do her powdered donuts make you go nuts?

 

they were so concerned with whether or not they could that they never stopped to consider whether or not they should

 

I don’t see the problem. Do they only come in small bags?

 

I'm sure they're at least decent

just didn't know where to post it tbh