Wrestling Thread 9: Lets go Chuck Taylor, you're the best wrestler in the world • Page 386

I'm so glad Bandido is getting this great run after that unfortunate injury he suffered when he initially returned

 

https://www.f4wonline.com/news/wwe/update-aj-lee-return-wwe-wrestlepalooza/

I'm still watching All Out

 

TK is gonna put together a banger ass card for All Out. I wouldn't be surprised if we get Danielson on the card at this point

 

I don't think he will change long term plans because of this. He doesn't do counterbooking a lot and bringing Danielson back just to counterbook WWE will cheapen his return.

Also, people are saying AJ Lee is coming back because of money. I say Punk is bringing her back just to fuck with AEW.

 

Danielson returning for a match at All Out almost a year later after he's been slowly reintegrated lately with the Death Riders storyline would not cheapen his return in my opinion but I could see how others would be soured on it. TK hasn't counterbooked historically, but at what point do you nut up or shut up? AEW can put together a card without it being a break glass in case of emergency style motive but this is as good of a time as any to put up the dukes and show why AEW is a true alternative, and put together a card that is more 'dreamlike' than maybe it was originally intended to be.

 

If TK really wants to counterprogram he’ll put me vs Shea on the card

 

Bandido has legitimate claim to being wrestler of the year

 

With me as special guest ref

 

Bandido can’t be best wrestler in the world because his finisher is dogshit

 

I always thought it was cool. I like Doug Williams Chaos Theory too

 

It's like the 619 where his opponent has to be in a specific position for the setup and it never looks natural

 

Man I loved AJ but you would have to pay me to watch that slop over All Out lol

forklift match. Idk what that entails, but we both get one

Fuck

 

I'm gonna call it right down the middle

 

Yeah I can't really argue that lol

 

She always looks to me like someone who attracts the weirdest dudes

 

Are you each operating a forklift? Winner gets a forklift? Forklift on a forklift watching you two wrestle? Do you need to pin your opponent by using the forklift forks (or “tynes” as some in the industry call them)?

 

Random forklift story - after high school I worked 3rd at Wal-Mart and it was a total free for all as to be expected at such an establishment. One night I had to operate the scissors lift and damn near knocked down an aisle. The best time though was being asked to get a pallet of soda down from the racking and knocked the sprinkler nearby with the pallet as I tried to move it, flooding the back room VERY quickly.

I was not trained, licensed/certified for either machine. Management knew it and didn’t care lol. 3rd shift was the Wild West for rules and logic

 

I don’t think I could have ever been a wrestler because I don’t like heights. Like what if I got put in a ladder match. I’d die. Yup, that’s the only reason I never became a wrestler

 

I think whoever gets on the forklift without grunting in pain wins

 

No, a forklift match works like the king of the road match from WCW, two dudes fighting on a moving forklift while a neutral drives it through a warehouse.