Wrestling Thread 9: Lets go Chuck Taylor, you're the best wrestler in the world • Page 356

Piss off

 

Drilla Maloney

FKA Dan Moloney. He was in the NXT UK tournament years back and since then he got big (literally) and made his name in UK and Japan.

 

Worth a shot

 

There was an NXT UK?

 

Chorus of Torture's signature move could be Josh hitting someone over the head with a framed Wonder Years poster a la Jeff Jarrett's guitar while the ref is distracted by the rest of our goons.

 

I don’t have unlimited wonder years posters, damn

 

That initial tournament was cool

 

“There was a tournament?”

 

We'd be over as fuck

 

That was the one where Tyler Bate beat Pete Dunne in the finals to be ome the first ever champ.

Moloney lost in the first round to Mark Andrews.

 

OH LET'S FUCKING GO

 

That's why we convince Soupy to join Chorus of Torture.

 

Luchasaurus done killed Christian

 

Will never call him killswitch

 

Can't wait for a block of the G1 to be Gabe Kidd, Shota, El-P, David Finley, and Shea.

 

Walk in the park

 

Mark Briscoe: "IMMA FIND AND KILL THIS MOTHERFUCKER!"

*Transitions into Burger King commercial*

 

Can't believe they built the tension between Christian and Luchasaurus for years just for him to randomly return as Nick Wayne's replacement and finally turn on Christian 3 days before the PPV.

 

Idk if luchasaurus really deserves much more lol

 

Why do they have bandido’s mask

 

It’s ok he has more

 

Stoke is going to wait for Bandido in the airport so he can sign it and Stoke can pit it on ebay

 

Damn I love Danielson on commentary, you can hear in his voice how much he loves this business

 

They should still give it back those aren’t cheap

 

Brodido makes an exceptionally compelling argument for the "just throw two really cool wrestlers together" school of tag teams.