Wrestling Thread 9: Lets go Chuck Taylor, you're the best wrestler in the world • Page 309

Welp, now we got 2 matches that are probably gonna be terribly paced until we get Punk/Gunther.

Also, kinda wild this PPV is gonna be over by like 8pm CT

 

Wooof, so this match features 2 people who started wrestling AFTER the pandemic hit.

 

Starting late. I completely forgot Cardi was hosting this.

 

Lol, so that was a shitshow...but at least they were smart enough to realize Jade aint it

 

Wow did not think Tiff would win

 

She really isn't, I don't see her ever getting it unfortunately.

 

Good on them for keeping that short. I just don’t know who Tiffy faces now.

edit: forgot Bianca.

 

Tiffy Time all the time

 

I was barely watching, did Jade botch a lot?

 

Like that had 3 or 4 cool spots...that Jade just stood there to set up. And no idea why they tried that Alabama Slam with someone as long as Jade is

She botched the false finish...did Jaded, rolled up Tiffy (supposed to put her near the ropes so she could do the rope break), and just kept rolling until Tiffy's leg was on the rope before the pin started.

You could basically see her thinking "ok, time for X spot" and getting into position throughout the match. Helped that Tiffy as super athletic, so the moves mostly flowed...but just a mess overall

 

Glad Tiffy retained. Jade does not seem like champ material any time soon.

 

This match is dumb

 

Never thought I’d be watching a match with a guy named Jelly Roll in it.

 

Still a hope

 

This match is going to be so bad.

 

Jelly Roll gonna moon sault

 

I just can't bring myself to like Jelly Roll. My old manager would never shut up about the dude and how incredible he is so now I just will forever hate him.

 

It’s gonna be hilarious if Roll turns in a bad bunny like performance

 

Gotta say, Jelly Roll looks infinitely better than when he showed up last year. Went from Viscera to like Bam Bam

 

He’s at least been taking it seriously - lost 100 pounds

 

They said 230 lbs on commentary god DAMN

 

He was like 450lbs last year, and did they say he weight in at 299lbs? Thats wild.

Yeah, he was at 500+ at one point.

 

Knowing you’re gonna perform in front of a stadium full of people would be some incredible workout motivation

 

Yeah whether it translates to the ring or not is whatever I at least appreciate that he’s taking it seriously