Wrestling Thread 9: Lets go Chuck Taylor, you're the best wrestler in the world • Page 11

Raw ass match we got here.

 

Ivan is definitely bigger than he used to be. Dudes out on a good 30-50 lbs. I say this as a fellow fattie.

 

War Raiders (in any iteration) lack a fundamental key piece to longevity in pro wrestling to me, which is making you actually care about them as people/characters. They're fun as hell and have super impressive athleticism, but after seeing them for the third, fourth, fifth time, it's just sort of rote and there's literally nothing else there. They don't elicit empathy, or anger, or any real emotion because them as characters don't really offer any humanity

 

That was trash lol

 

cant believe they were like "yeah this is the match to put on our biggest show of the year"

 

Not a great start to this

 

Michael Cole feels determined not to lose his voice this year. He's been really subdued for these finishes

 

It was probably just for the clash of clans sponsorship spot

 

That was flat.

 

I appreciate the use of the word rote.

 

Feels like a B level Raw episode so far

 

Well both finishes have been ass so don’t blame him lol

 

Running like they stole something was interesting commentary

 

cody gotta grow a handlebar like that

 

I still don’t like the look of the titles, very toy like

 

Boring ass mania so far

 

Probably came from HHH.

 

War Machine was like my fav fucking tag team back in the day lol

 

The bald one has(had?) a Three Percenters tattoo.

 

Me either lmao

 

Commentary being so subdued definitely isn’t helping sell the excitement

 

Did one of those Viking dudes have an edge tattoo on his chest?

 

They made cube jr cover the F. They tried to bleep the f out when Rosenberg said it in the pre show