Wrestling Thread 8: Follow The Buzzards • Page 338

My wife not knowing anything about Bryan and seeing him at the commentary table:

“this MFer gonna be walking the plank tonight or”

 

Wow she should try standup

 

yeah she’s almost as funny as me

 

Jon just get to the goddamn ring already

 

So happy this Mox/Eddie match is happening where it’s happening. LFG Eddie!

 

KING OF THE MF BUMS LETS FUCKING GO

 

I think my wife is irritated that I’m up in my bar watching this. Oh well

 

Is Mox already bleeding in his mouth?

 

Shoulda gone over Punk years ago but here we are

 

Bryan being like us normal people and creaming over Eddie

 

If this PPV ends with Cole standing over MJF holding the belt, its gonna be the most tragic hour for friendships in wrestling, possibly ever.

 

That was a real awkward sequence...Mox seizing up and then Eddie f'ing his head up

 

hahaha, this is so funny

 

So tough to follow that last match though

 

but he couldn't do the boots in the same paycheck, might need smokes

 

Eddie gonna kill himself to get this win

 

Danielson is busy dissing Eddie while he finally has the chance to fire back at Nigel

 

Eddie assuming those shiny kickpads would cover the boots he's owned since 1996

 

as soon as i posted it i was like "he'd cover by saying it's a misawa thing"

 

Danielson: "You see, Eddie doesnt know how to kick a mf'ers head in"

 

Still my favorite wrestling trope that shouldnt work in the modern MMA-style era....the "his hand has to drop 3 times" to be passed out.

 

EDDDDIEEEEEE

 

That was out of nowhere