Wrestling Thread 8: Follow The Buzzards [ARCHIVED] • Page 265

hahaha, CM Punk referencing Dusty at the start of this...

 

Bro coming out here sounding fake as hell I'm sorry

 

Bro came out and cut a Rock promo.


Tell Tony to suck your dick or say you only came back because Nick Khan offered you $10 million a year

 

Apparently it’s a new remix or something, they talked about it earlier

 

Like, he's sounding like a dude who legally cant say what he really wants to say...so, maybe TK was right that they cant talk about that stuff

 

This is the most insincere promo lol

 

"I'm back." "Wiseman." This is some paint-by-numbers scripted shit

edit: "Every body back there is happy to see me"

This is wild...is this queue'ing up a Seth promo?

 

I can’t lmao

 

Well that was a stupid promo

 

Like, this version of Punk is legit gonna turn heel and utter the phrase "I didnt sell out, I bought in"

 

Man I can't believe I watched an hour of RAW for that

 

What a total disappointment lol

 

I’m not here to make friends I’m here to make money lol

 

waits til the last second to say anything interesting.

 

Maybe he has changed he took the high road against TK and AEW


lol I know it’s probably a legality thing lol

 

Fuck CM Punk.

 

I watched almost an entire episode of raw to not hear him shit on TK and the bucks lol

 

why would he say anything about aew when less than half of raw's typical audience watches aew

also, wwe never mentions them directly because there's no reason to

I didn't like the promo, but expecting him to talk about his time in aew or even reference it was unrealistic

only good thing he said was his last line, which sorta brought the whole thing together

 

Letting people sit 3 hours just for a 5 minute CM Punk promo where he tiptoed around the last 10 years of his life like he just left WWE yesterday...

I thought that it will be different under HHH. At least Raw was watchable, but still, this took me back to the endless Brock Lesnar MITB in the 3rd hour teases.

 

Exactly - they’ll pretend Punk’s run in AEW was like Sting in TNA lol

 

I was thinking about it... Maybe he is legally prohibited from talking about the Elite publicly?

 

I think it’ll make the elite more angry that he doesn’t mentioned them at all lol like they aren’t worthy of his promo time

 

To be fair he only had like 4 minutes to talk.

 

True but I don’t think any of it will be mentioned at all