Wrestling Thread 8: Follow The Buzzards [ARCHIVED] • Page 1632

speedball v mortos would be so gangster

 

swerve beating moxley at dynasty is such a more profoundly dope moment than waiting for darby allin to come back and beat moxley for the belt

swerve is the dynasty

 

Swerve takes the title at Dynasty, Swerve/Hangman for the belt at All In. Fuck waiting for Darby

 

climbing mt everest is a big deal, sure, but if we're really holding up the main event scene over it that's dumb as fuck. move on with swerve or whoever or tell him to come back and be the champ.

 

Shea for champ

 

no, grant

 

Damn i tried to be an ally, guess I’ll fuck myself

 

i meant not me, you!

 

The field for that International Title tournament is pretty damn good.

I don't think he'll win it, but it made me realize how much I'd be into Kenny Omega vs. Mark Briscoe.

 

Honestly forgot Darby was gone and as good as he is, I probably wouldn't care if he came back anytime soon. Put the belt on Swerve immediately

 

What the fuck is this? lol

 

The floating Spears head promo from a couple weeks ago where he introduced everyone was one of the funniest things I've seen on wrestling TV in awhile.

 

That one dude sounds like Jason Mantzoukas

 

Well now I want Jason Mantzoukas managing a wrestler

 

Absolutely filthy spot, but why is the announcer still rattling off his facts instead of losing his mind

 

Mortos, (fingers crossed) Speedball, AND a Willow match? Fuck me, this really is my day.

 

willows gonna crush her and wrestle megan bayne next week or sumn


awoooga

 

That bothered me too, like are you even watching?

 

I am just totally out on Darby with the amount of guys they have available to be at the top of the card, all of which are significantly better than him. Probably in the minority on that, though.

 

the video is from the replay

 

That makes more sense. I do my best to tune out commentary with Booker’s yapping

 

Besides doing wild spots he’s not particularly great at anything imo.

 

He does that needless forward roll though!!

 

Oh man when they get to the part about Noel to follow in his footsteps and then getting permanently hurt herself is gonna be tough.