Wrestling Thread 8: Follow The Buzzards [ARCHIVED] • Page 1609

Oh god, they're seriously starting a show with a fucking contract signing?

 

If I had it my way, dynamite tonight would be NOTHING but contract signings.

 

Revolution card is, no lie, maybe the best PPV card any company has ever put together. Mercedes v Momo is basically the weakest built match (and its gonna rule), and between ospreay/fletcher, Takeshita/kenny, swerve/ricochet, toni/Mariah, they're paying off some really deeply built stories.

 

Yep everything except Hurt Business/Outrunners should be absolute fire. Even Cope/Moxley should be fun and hoping for some post match shenanigans to add some intrigue.

 

Honestly, Outrunners are good enough to pull off an Acclaimed-style "lose but have the crowd wishing you won" type match.

 

Agreed though I think Cage/Archer would have been a more interesting matchup.

 

I can't explain it, but I do not like Mark Davis

 

Maybe you’re just jealous of the perfect male form

 

My form is perfect thank you very much.

 

I said maybe

 

Oasis over here

 

The ass on that man is perfection.

 

FUCK

 

[Mark Davis is on the screen]

Me:

 

Oh no

 

god it'd be hilarious if they told yuta to enter from the outside and just closed the doors while he was out there.

 

Imagine walking down the sidewalk not knowing what event was at this venue tonight and there’s some little piece of shit in tights just walking in the front door

 

Has this little fucker been using Bryan’s shit and I just wasn’t paying attention or is that new?

 

Nice wrinkle to the story there

 

Just assume it’s your fault

 

I always do

 

Don’t care about the outrunners!!!

 

Look out Renee!

Also I truly truly hope that is hanger’s personal vehicle and the bullhorns are a permanent fixture.

 

Don’t burn the rivian max

 

Lol nm