Wrestling Thread 6: It's Poppy • Page 449

It's so funny thinking SHANE is the guy running a shoot promo with his punches

 

Yikes, Dominick can't talk for shit

 

Dominick is the worst promo in wrestling. Gives ricochet a run for his money.

Shayna's music gets me hot and bothered.

 

Dominick is green all round, of course his promos are gonna be iffy. Then again, his dads are still average at best, so let’s hope he can go in the ring.

 

That move by Shayna looked brutal

 

This is a fun match.

 

Why the hell would you call for the bell on that? She didn’t interfere in the match

 

Goddamn it.

 

Did I miss the new faction thing?

 

I will say I do like the crowd banging on the plexiglass

 

Is the new faction related to the fight club?

 

not yet - I guess it's called Raw Underground but we don't know who's in it yet

 

I already hate everything about this so much.

 

For real. Go away already raw underground.

 

Who is this supposed to appeal to

 

this looks so bad

 

the cut to the dancers made me react like I just watched a car crash

 

"What if we took GCW's Bloodsport idea but made it unwatchable?"

 

In fact I’m not even gonna stick around for it

 

Truly the dumbest shit WWE has done

 

WWE reeks of desperation, which is hilarious to me, because they have stumbled into a handful of storylines that could have really interesting, slow burns that you could do different things with during this period of uncertainty, and have completely bungled nearly all of them. And the ones they haven't fucked up yet, it feels like they don't care enough to actually put their full weight behind

 

I turn on wrestling for 30 seconds and see someone imitating the Ultimate Warrior rope shaking thing and then pass out and it’s a storyline...?

 

Exact same. Somebody’s got to realize that’s a bad look.

edit he was poisoned.
Okay..lol

 

Oh, this episode can get worse, huh?