Wrestling Thread 6: It's Poppy • Page 215

Tomorrow’s matches are pretty wild. They stacked Sunday

 

I think you just expect them to be above that given what journalistic expectations have been set in other sports or entertainment. At the same time it sounds funny as hell to experience a bunch of nerds pretending to be press, openly marking out with one another.

 

Interim Chorus.FM Title Card, Night 1
(bold your winners)

Name:Preppyak

Drew Gulak vs. Cesaro
The Undertaker vs. AJ Styles | Boneyard match
Becky Lynch (c) vs. Shayna Baszler | WWE Raw Women's Championship
Sami Zayn (c) vs. Daniel Bryan | WWE Intercontinental Championship
John Morrison (c) vs. Jimmy Uso vs. Kofi Kingston | Triple Threat Ladder match
Elias vs. King Corbin
The Kabuki Warriors (Asuka and Kairi Sane) (c) vs. Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross | WWE Women's Tag Team Championship
Goldberg (c) vs. Braun Strowman | WWE Universal Championship

Tiebreaker Spot Monkey: Becky Lynch - Dis-Arm-Her

 

How did morrison not get it?

 

Haha, I was thinking something similar but had no idea how that match lays out. Its like guessing Cena will hit an AA in whatever a Firefly Fun House mathc is

 

Interim Chorus.FM Title Card, Night 1
(bold your winners)

Name:

Drew Gulak vs. Cesaro
The Undertaker vs. AJ Styles | Boneyard match
Becky Lynch (c) vs. Shayna Baszler | WWE Raw Women's Championship
Sami Zayn (c) vs. Daniel Bryan | WWE Intercontinental Championship
John Morrison (c) vs. Jimmy Uso vs. Kofi Kingston | Triple Threat Ladder match
Elias vs. King Corbin
The Kabuki Warriors (Asuka and Kairi Sane) (c) vs. Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross | WWE Women's Tag Team Championship
Goldberg (c) vs. Braun Strowman | WWE Universal Championship

Tiebreaker Spot Monkey: Trouble in Paradise

 

makes sense since Sunday is official WM day

 

I mean, I can understand reacting and having fun to stuff that happens during the show. But to legit be booing people during entrances or jumping up and down about random shit is like, a little much

 

Seems very poetic that Braun will get his big moment in an empty arena. Feels fitting with his booking.


OR Goldberg squashes him and everyone complains online

 

im not convinced people will complain about braun losing at this point

 

Its hard to think of a funnier scenario that Braun finally winning a big match in a match with zero build and no audience. Its the kind of thing they usually reserve for Bray

 

They filmed RAW after Mania too, right?

So we could see title changes tonight and tomorrow. And then Monday

 

Goldberg is 100% squashing him

 

Yeah. I remember being in college football press boxes and I had a guy volunteering to help cover a football game for the site I ran and he was an alum and started cheering and the press box had a PA in it and the information director called him out on the PA and said he’d be escorted out if it happened again lol. Just picture a bunch of sweaty wrestling nerds marking out makes me laugh.

 

I meant to say, it probably gets annoying as fuck after the third match. I just imagine it’s like sitting next to 15 dans at a wrestling show. They’re not even getting that this year and they’re still smooching, though.

 

yeah it makes zero sense for him to win - just have Goldberg win tonight maybe they have a swerve for Mania after Raw were Cena or HHH beat him who fucking knows haha

 

Interim Chorus.FM Title Card, Night 1
(bold your winners)

Name: The CHAMP

Drew Gulak vs. Cesaro
The Undertaker vs. AJ Styles | Boneyard match
Becky Lynch (c) vs. Shayna Baszler | WWE Raw Women's Championship
Sami Zayn (c) vs. Daniel Bryan | WWE Intercontinental Championship
John Morrison (c) vs. Jimmy Uso vs. Kofi Kingston | Triple Threat Ladder match
Elias vs. King Corbin
The Kabuki Warriors (Asuka and Kairi Sane) (c) vs. Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross | WWE Women's Tag Team Championship
Goldberg (c) vs. Braun Strowman | WWE Universal Championship

Tiebreaker Spot Monkey: Dis-arm-her

 

fuck yall

 

I don't think Becky/Shayna is gonna be good. I hate all of Shaynas matches

 

If Braun loses he’ll just have to pick himself up by his 6’8 bootstraps

 

Didn’t even realize wm had a decent song this year

 

It’s one thing and one thing only: Bexplosive.

 

i like that they just through the giant wrestlemania sign in there

 

it’s definitely expected at this point.

 

Name: Nate

Drew Gulak vs. Cesaro
The Undertaker vs AJ Styles
Becky Lynch vs Shayna Bazler
Sami Zayn vs Daniel Bryan
John Morrison vs Jimmy Uso vs Kofi Kingston
Elias vs King Corbin
The Kabuki Warriors vs Alexa Bliss/Nikki Cross
Goldberg vs Braun Strowman