Wrestling Thread 6: It's Poppy • Page 214

I would bet a lot of money that the coverage by 95% of the wrestling "journalists" or podcasters shifts to be significantly more positive come Mania season, precisely because they're afraid WWE won't give them their free ticket to the show in the form of a press pass. Which, by the way, is such a fucking mark fest. Not that I expect folks to act in the same manner as they would during a football game in a press box (aka, not cheering or showing bias to a certain team), but for certain people to be marking out louder than people in the crowd was BONKERS to me my first time going to Mania on a press pass.

 

we truly dont deserve Edge

 

What if at the beginning of each match over the next two nights, we post our pick for winner in the thread and one of us can just keep track of them all in a spreadsheet or something? I mean, anything to try to get that belt off Dan

 

Easiest way to get the belt off Dan is to just strip it from him

 

Holy shit really? I’ve been in press boxes before as credentialed media and it never occurred to me that wrestling press would mark out haha. That’s weird.

 

Sounds good to me, just post up the match name for each match and we can do Rumble style tracking. Like:

1. Preppyak - guessed name

 

Helllllllllllllllllllllllllll no

 

no no no no no no

 

WRASSLE ING

 

Wow, TIL that Montez Ford stoke his gimmick from 11 year old me

 

I totally forgot Gronk is supposed to host... I hope they did too

 

With the OG Camby throwback.

Drip

 

Confirmed for tonight:

Taker/Styles
Becky/Shayna
Sami/D-Bry
Triple Threat Ladder Match
Corbin/Elias
Womens Tag Title
Goldberg v Braun
KO v Seth

 

Tonight's matches:

Taker vs AJ
Becky vs Shayna
Bryan vs AJ
Ladder match: Kofi vs Jimmy Uso vs Morrison
Elias vs Corbin
Kabuki Warriors vs Bliss & Cross
Goldberg vs Braun
KO vs Seth Rollins
Preshow: Gulak vs Cesaro.

 

Can see Becky/Shayna main eventing.

 

Interim Chorus.FM Title Card, Night 1
(bold your winners)

Name:

Drew Gulak vs. Cesaro
The Undertaker vs. AJ Styles | Boneyard match
Becky Lynch (c) vs. Shayna Baszler | WWE Raw Women's Championship
Sami Zayn (c) vs. Daniel Bryan | WWE Intercontinental Championship
John Morrison (c) vs. Jimmy Uso vs. Kofi Kingston | Triple Threat Ladder match
Elias vs. King Corbin
The Kabuki Warriors (Asuka and Kairi Sane) (c) vs. Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross | WWE Women's Tag Team Championship
Goldberg (c) vs. Braun Strowman | WWE Universal Championship

Tiebreaker Spot Monkey:

 

that matches doesn't deserve to at all but then again what really does? Golderg and Braun i guess?

 

Braun vs. Goldberg was announced yesterday. Should absolutely be Becky/Shayna

 

The obsession with wrestling spoilers is the dumbest thing ever

 

it’ll probably be Goldberg but I’d go with the match that actually has some type of build up.

 

Hoping to do some posting this evening after small bones goes to sleep fellas

 

Name: mick

Drew Gulak vs. Cesaro
The Undertaker vs. AJ Styles | Boneyard match
Becky Lynch (c) vs. Shayna Baszler | WWE Raw Women's Championship
Sami Zayn (c) vs. Daniel Bryan | WWE Intercontinental Championship
John Morrison (c) vs. Jimmy Uso vs. Kofi Kingston | Triple Threat Ladder match
Elias vs. King Corbin
The Kabuki Warriors (Asuka and Kairi Sane) (c) vs. Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross | WWE Women's Tag Team Championship
Goldberg (c) vs. Braun Strowman | WWE Universal Championship

Tiebreaker Spot Monkey: Kofi Kingston - Trouble in Paradise

 

If this is a thing

Interim Chorus.FM Title Card, Night 1
(bold your winners)

Name:

Drew Gulak vs. Cesaro
The Undertaker vs. AJ Styles | Boneyard match
Becky Lynch (c) vs. Shayna Baszler | WWE Raw Women's Championship
Sami Zayn (c) vs. Daniel Bryan | WWE Intercontinental Championship
John Morrison (c) vs. Jimmy Uso vs. Kofi Kingston | Triple Threat Ladder match
Elias vs. King Corbin
The Kabuki Warriors (Asuka and Kairi Sane) (c) vs. Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross | WWE Women's Tag Team Championship
Goldberg (c) vs. Braun Strowman | WWE Universal Championship

Tiebreaker Spot Monkey: dis-arm-her

and yes I’m going with Braun

 

Rosenberg and Graves have 0 chemistry

 

Name: LuigiPeppercorn

Drew Gulak vs. Cesaro
The Undertaker vs. AJ Styles | Boneyard match
Becky Lynch (c) vs. Shayna Baszler | WWE Raw Women's Championship
Sami Zayn (c) vs. Daniel Bryan | WWE Intercontinental Championship
John Morrison (c) vs. Jimmy Uso vs. Kofi Kingston | Triple Threat Ladder match
Elias vs. King Corbin
The Kabuki Warriors (Asuka and Kairi Sane) (c) vs. Alexa Bliss and Nikki Cross | WWE Women's Tag Team Championship
Goldberg (c) vs. Braun Strowman | WWE Universal Championship

Tiebreaker Spot Monkey: idk, maybe AJ hits the phenomenal forearm from a tree or something