Wrestling Thread 6: It's Poppy • Page 209

No, see, what I’m getting at is he’s the Last Professional Broadcaster. He had to pull the power move

 

amazing

 

Mick confirming the assumptions I had about Sam

 

Looked up Sami’s deal and found this, no ____ to aew for awhile (other than the revival guys)

Wrestling Contract Expiration Dates: WWE, AEW, NJPW, ROH, IMPACT | Fightful Wrestling

 

Flip Gordon

 

Everyone to AEW.

 

Hangman's response would have made me spit out my drink if i had been drinking a drink

 

Definitely think we’re gonna get the hardy boys vs the bucks at least once by the end of 2021

 

Didn’t think I’d be watching total bellas and want to cry my eyes out but here we are.

 

Ahh, forgot about that. Honestly it gets somewhat tiring watching d.bry be so good at everything.

 

Also, totally hits close to home. Minus the dog dying. Wife and I are going through a rough patch. This coronavirus shit isn’t helping. We don’t agree on having more children. Blah blah blah.

On another note, this production value on this episode is insane. Feels very cinematic

 

This Ryan Satin/Bryan Alvarez feud is more interesting than most main roster stories.

 

So good

 

I wonder if WM turns out fun?

 

That New Jack episode. Jesus.

 

Holy shit there's a New Jack episode of Dark Side of the Ring? That is going to be so fucked. I watched some shitty ECW documentary last week and the highlight was easily New Jack saying awful shit like he wished he killed Vic Grimes when he threw him off a scaffolding because the match before Vic fucked up a high spot with NJ where his skull hit the concrete and he leaked brain juice out of his nose.

 

the end of the new jack episode is so brilliantly absurd

 

I did a thing

The Real-Life Diet of Edge, Who’s Returning to the WWE at 46 Years Old

 

shout out to Ireland and portion control. The portions are one of the craziest things about america to me.

 

If anyone's looking for something to watch, Beyond is doing a Chris Dickinson marathon on YouTube tonight.

 

The thing that blew my mind the most was that Sami turned heel almost 2.5 years ago...

 

Sigh. So Spring Break was supposed to be tonight and I still haven't recovered from it. Here's a small list of matches we're missing:

Orange Cassidy vs Minoru Suzuki
Joey Janela and Chris Dickinson vs Great Muta and Kris Statlander
Will Osprey vs Alex Zayne vs Blake Christian
Tony Deppen vs Alex Shelley
Dave Meltzer eliminating Invisible Man to win the Clusterfuck.

FUCK THE CORONAVIRUS

 

If you ever wanted a PPV chair without having to spend the money for floor seats, now's your chance, lol

WrestleMania 36 Event Folding Chair

 

It's hilarious that Zayn, Cesaro, and Nakamura are in a faction together because those are the 3 most talented wrestlers that WWE main roster has 100% ruined