Wrestling Thread 5: FKA The Viking Experience • Page 541

I just .... don't understand....

 

Cam's really gotta watch who's around when he's threatening violence

 

My favorite part of that was that Lana had the Russian accent for "Rusev" but for no other words.

I mean, by the standards of this story line, Lana kind of explained that one (Rusev just wants to get her pregnant while Bobby just wants to fuck...). But man, they went through 3 explanations (Rusev's a sex addict...no he's forcing pregnancy...no he cheated!) in like 5 minutes.

And what is with their love of dick kicks?

 

Vince likes to have his balls crushed?

Also, Lana does that in real life. Did Raw really end with the divorce court? I missed the last hour

 

I've never cared less for an angle. Maria mike angle was at leasttttt just crass drivel. I hated that angle too, but that was mostly because I didn't understand the end game. What was it trying to accomplish? Establish Maria as a heel...lead to mike being the hero? After burying him weekly?

This rusev angle is just crap. It's uninteresting crap. It's so stupid and unbelievable and FAKE... its unwatchable.

And the rest of the roster/company is a bore and a joke

 

Drew sneakily posting his own tweets in here because he knows we'll all just assume it's a Brandon Stroud tweet.

 

I kind of only had raw on in the background. On paper it has potential. The roster is nice and we have seen some fresh matchups already. I like the street profits coming out to make the save. More faces need to do that. Now if only they’d do something with it.

 

Are they not the same person?

 

Honestly was just being lazy

 

I think burying him weekly was the point. Maybe they imagined more for Maria and the 24/7 title as well?

But yeah, they've added 90 layers to this that dont need to exist. Should have just been "Bobby said you cheated and I believed him". If the storyline dies, you can always make that true...or Rusev wins Lana back. But now, no world that a Lana/Rusev pairing makes any sense again.

 

holy crap, the Ricochet sell in this is unreal

 

This Rusev Lana thing is literally the worst thing ever.

 

Alex Zayne fuuuucks

 

Christ that’s scary

 

Meltz talking about excuses people are using lol

 

As much as I'd like to blame the product... which, okay is definitely the biggest reason. I will give them a pass for the fs1 and overall Friday issue yeah they had a good rating for the first week of curiosity and then they did the stupid draft gimmkck... but if they're only gonna go by viewers on friday its gonna be rough every week.

What's that metric they have when it's the day + 3 or something. I always feel like that's the metric and rating that ultimately matters. I haven't watched live wrestling of any brand in a long time

 

So based off Reddit, seems like the only thing really worth checking out from Raw was the Asuka/Kairi/Paige/Becky stuff and the Ricochet vs McIntyre match?

 

Those and AJ vs Humberto was pretty good

 

I might actually have to watch Raw if I'm guaranteed shit like this.

 

this is strange

Hulk Hogan Got Into A Bar Altercation Over Shriley Temples This Weeken

 

Rusev is basically the biggest draw in wrestling history

 

lana is the best, lana #1