Wrestling Thread 5: FKA The Viking Experience • Page 492

why do people confide in Dan? He just posts cock tease things about what he knows every time.

 

Hey Mick, remember that real cool thing you told me that is a secret?

 

bruh you dont even know what you talkin about

 

and also everyone secretly loves me

 

And Micks shit is way too fuckin cool for me to tell people rather than him!!!

 

it wasn't the AEW thing? wtf mick

 

He got a fucking WWE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT SENT TO HIM

 

Smackdown's given up on Brock already if they made Mick champ

 

And shit like that isnt a secret, its just that while he is getting sent random championship belts, hes booking an angle with Jericho and MJF so the belt falls low on the priority list of cool shit for him to tell us about

 

AEW dark washed the horrid taste of the WWE weekend out of my mouth

 

I'm also friends with Nyla Rose on Pokemon Go now, which seems way cooler to me than any of this other shit, but that's just me...

 

Dan and I will be battling it out in Smash Christmas week and all of you nerds can watch me kick his ass live on Twitch

 

I couldn’t be more excited for Dynamite tonight. Anyone else gonna be there?

 

Vegas has me as the odds on favorite to win right now

 

is that your cats name?

 

I wonder how many degnerates have a pet named vegas

 

I don't know if the NWA show is for me. It definitely has an interesting aesthetics, but they seem to be relying a bit too much on older guys. Hopefully they are moving away from guys like Tim Storm and getting someone younger in the title picture. Aldis just isn't that interesting. I also thing Eddie Kingston is a great promo, but he's an uninteresting wrestler with an awful look and bad ring gear.

 

The fuck is Ryback doing?

 

Fuck Ryback to AEW confirmed

 

Dude noooooo please god noooo

 

Hopefully his new catchphrase is “Please sir, can I have some more?”

 

Ryback should beat Jericho for the title

 

Why would you speak that into existence? Why?

 

I'm looking through the history of the NWA title and its kinda wild. R-Truth is the first recognized black champ. The first guy was in the 60's who won on a low blow but refused the title, so it stayed with Buddy Rogers. Blue Demon Jr. was the first Mexican champ and that only happened in 2008. Its crazy how damn white wrestling has been historically.