Wrestling Thread 4: The Ruethless Aggression Era • Page 107

"To recap: WWE turned its most popular guy into a crowd-hating, cowardly heel with a posse of mouthy jerks so the divisive champion they love could theoretically get booed slightly less, then had a bad wrestler playing substitute general manager “arrest” them for fighting too much on the fighting show, sent them to jail, had them go into/through/out of the court system in less time than it takes to have one episode of Raw, then had them come back in a pretend police van they somehow have access to as recently arraigned criminals with crazy sound effects just to get their asses handed to them by a bunch of unrelated co-workers en masse, willfully ignorant of how any of those co-workers might feel or act otherwise, considering things you just spent MONTHS BUILDING like, “am I helping the guy who personally terrorized me all summer and made me quit the company last week?”'

 

yeah hopefully that doesn't fuck up his strength

 

Shit, is she gonna be okay for smackdown? Idk why they didn't just have one for each show, put ember moon in that 6 person tag match instead

 

Holy shit lolol

 

Brie is fine. She came down very slowly

 

Hahahahahahaha

 

Mick is such a pervert

 

Yeah, both times were amazingly safe for terrible botches. BUt man...thinking that her and Maryse might actually have to work more than 30s at HIAC is a bad sign. No way Maryse has trained much at all since the kid

 

I hope they're paying the Bella's a shitlaod to do this dumbass promotion

 

They make $1+ mil per year in annual salary. I think they're okay, bud.

 

Oh shit I didn't see that she botched twice lol

 

They should make more

 

Bret's statement on Anvil, obviously very heartfelt.

 

I may actually go to this

plus there's a gold rush rumble which is guaranteed to be a shit show. LSG vs. Macintosh should be pretty good

 

Yeah, that one was just her getting a little caught up...Big E, Cesaro, etc have done that.

The first one though...

 

God if that clip isn't an analogy for my life, I don't know what is.

 

Alvarez on Raw last night "What am I doing with my life?"

 

Yikes lol

 

I could see them winning so they don't have to do AOP vs Ziggletyre as Heel v Heel

 

The more I think of the dual use of Drake, the less it makes sense.

 

Clearly they're going for that style tho

 

Wonder if he'll become a heel GM

 

Im not sure it works in any way. First off, he looks like a moron next to them...imagine if Spike Dudley was the mouthpiece of the Dudley Boys. He has none of the tone or aura that Ellering has, which makes AOP look weaker. And yeah, how is he gonna lead a dastardly beatdown of Chad Gable on Monday, then happily book the Lucha House Party Tuesday.

I mean, as rehashed of ideas as they would ahve been...they work better as Corbins henchmen (think 3 minutes), or as Wyatt's new brood, or hell, even Jinder makes more sense, realizing he desperately needs a Singh brothers upgrade. And if you want to turn AOP face, have them murder Jinder