Would You Rather?

would you rather piss your pants every time you laugh or have your legs fall asleep every time you sit down for more than 1 minute?

 

I think I could maybe do the former... I'd just have to become glum af

 

i'll never sit again

 

piss pants. I sit for a living.

 

I vote for the piss your pants because my FetLife community would like it

 

I hope @Shrek is proud of me

 

My legs fall asleep constantly anyway so it feels like cheating

 

changing my vote to make this a little more interesting

 

@angrycandy you should fix the poll so the question just says would you rather rather than it getting cut off

 

won't let me. but that's how I'll do it from now on

 

Same

 

This thread is not about the hit song Would You Rather? By Phoebe Bridgers ft Conor Oberst so I’m gonna head out

 

is this a catch all thread for would you rather scenarios? if so bless the moderation nightmare this will become, poor @Henry

 

we're splitting them all up but yes

 

Glad it’s not just me I asked my doctor months ago if it was normal for my legs to fall asleep so often and he said it happens to a lot of people but I thought he was BSing me but now I feel better

 

I laugh so much I don’t want to be covered in piss all the time wtf

 

My legs are constantly asleep so this was easy

 

I would rather my legs be asleep than my hands.

 

not a fan of "the stranger"?

 

No, I enjoy Camus.