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Would You Rather? (7)

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by angrycandy, Jan 13, 2020.

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Would You Rather?

Poll closed Jan 18, 2020.
  1. walk everywhere you go

    50.0%
  2. always have an itchy asshole

    50.0%
  1. angrycandy

    cinch your robe Prestigious

    would you rather walk everywhere you go or always have an itchy asshole?
     
  2. angrycandy

    cinch your robe Prestigious

    credit to @mad for helping me with these
     
  3. riotspray Jan 13, 2020
    (Last edited: Jan 13, 2020)
    riotspray

    Trusted Prestigious

    I'd like to think that if you had an itchy asshole all the time, you'd get used to it, but I think you'd sooner get used to walking everywhere. Although you could never really travel very far, but I guess people could come to you.
     
  4. Ken

    forget tomorrow, side with the open road Prestigious

    give me the itchy asshole. I want to travel and there's ointments.
     
  5. K0ta

    wrap yourself in petals for armor.

    Can I use a cream to treat my itchy asshole
     
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  6. Ken

    forget tomorrow, side with the open road Prestigious

    Heavy, I hope.
     
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  7. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    got my own hell to raise Platinum

    Always looking to reduce my carbon footprint
     
  8. angrycandy

    cinch your robe Prestigious

    nope
     
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  9. Borat 2: Vengeance

    Difficult as ever Prestigious

    I really need incite into the mechanisms that are enforcing these decisions
     
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  10. angrycandy

    cinch your robe Prestigious

  11. Fucking Dustin

    Prestigious Prestigious

    I think as convenient as walking everywhere would be I have to pick up my kids an hour drive away sometimes and visit family 3 hours away sometimes so yeah I'll deal with the itchy asshole
     
  12. Jake W

    oh my god, I'm back on my bullshit Prestigious

    I walk to most places anyway lol
     
  13. angrycandy

    cinch your robe Prestigious

    I think the people picking that option would beg for an itchy asshole after about day 1
     
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  14. Fucking Dustin

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Austin's really walkable and there are so many different delivery options out there for like groceries and stuff, I think walking everywhere is doable if you're staying in the same city all the time. But yeah pretty much no one does that
     
  15. Borat 2: Vengeance

    Difficult as ever Prestigious

    Realistically I could get most of the stuff I need delivered to my door and wouldn’t have to go to far for medical care...does picking this scenario prevent me from ever having an itchy asshole?
     
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  16. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    got my own hell to raise Platinum

    You're vastly underestimating the amount of hermits here
     
  17. Joe4th

    Memories are nice, but that's all they are. Prestigious

    I work too far to be able to walk, I wouldn't be able to live a life if I didn't have a decent paying job
     
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  18. angrycandy

    cinch your robe Prestigious

    guess it depends on how well you wipe
     
  19. Fucking Dustin

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Same
     
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  20. Borat 2: Vengeance

    Difficult as ever Prestigious

    You think it’s a quality of the wipe as opposed to like force or pressure or duration maybe? Just wondering
     
  21. jorbjorb

    7 rings

    itch ass. I live in winnipeg.
     
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  22. angrycandy

    cinch your robe Prestigious

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  23. Jake W

    oh my god, I'm back on my bullshit Prestigious

    I work a 30 minute walk away from home so lol
     
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  24. angrycandy

    cinch your robe Prestigious

    trying to get all these on Jason's newsletter
     
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  25. I love itchin my butthole
     
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