Would You Rather? (3) • Page 3

oh wow

I choose the following:

- only speak in Nicolas Cage quotes


- always wear shoes that are two sizes too small

- you can only carry your things in a bindle. no more purse/backpack/fanny pack/suitcase/briefcase/whatever

now to match them up

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Monday:

• would you rather say “that’s a spicy meatball” every time you orgasm or always wear shoes two sizes too small

• would you rather eat one piece of shit a year or vomit once a month - through your nose

• would you rather every song you hear for the rest of your life be performed by Disturbed or carry all your things in a bindle

 

the distrubed/bindle combo is too good

 

[puts on psychologist glasses]

a lot of orgasm talk being suggested in here

 

Sexuality is a beautiful thing prude

 

i'm a student, not a judge

you have me mistaken for resident law enforcement enthusiast (read: police officer) @Anthony_

 

I wonder how many people who post in General absolutely hate my threads

 

woah woah woah wtf

 

same here

 

the fuck is a bindle

 

ah

 

i already HAVE had vomit come out my nose so

 

ever eaten a piece of shit prepared by a Michelin starred chef tho?

 

I honestly cannot say that i have

 

always knew you weren't about that life

 

@Ken probably has

 

Nah.

 

You've officially made it @angrycandy this made the weekly newsletter

 

we out here