Would You Rather? (3) • Page 2

urine might be too easy

how about would you rather eat one piece of your own shit every year or eat someone else's vomit every year?

 

vs one little turd covered in hardened chocolate that you can swallow like a pill?



interesting.

 

coward

 

I already use my hand anyways so this ones a no brainer

 

@K0ta what's the haps

 

yo, @mad, gonna try and plan next week's questions

let's brainstorm, shall we

would you rather every song you hear be performed by Disturbed or...

would you rather have to eat one piece of shit a year or...

would you rather eat every meal at Long John Silver's or...

I look forward to your suggestions

 

Would you rather say that's a spicy meatball every time you orgasm

 

that's a good one. we'll trade out LJS for that one

 

might be funnier if the question is the thread title.

 

I can think of quite a few songs that I'd be interested in hearing performed by Disturbed.

 

got a better paradigm for awful music I could use?

 

I mean, Disturbed would be pretty awful, but it would be entertaining to hear Drayman sing Call Me Maybe or something.

 

OH-WAH-AH-AH-AH!

 

or imagine him doing the oh-wah-ah's during the whistling part of Sittin on the Dock of the Bay

 

poor dude probably gets asked to make that sound pretty much every day

 

I wonder if that's the sound he makes when he cums

 

I don't know if this song was heard by people not into Disturbed/nu metal, but this is easily their best/wildest song

 

Would you rather yell OH-WAH-AH-AH-AH! every time you cum or pee? @angrycandy

 

c*m

 

gonna try to do it every time I pee tho

should be an interesting experiment

 

pair them up as you please, here are some suggestions:

- only speak in Nicolas Cage quotes

- hear every male voice as Gilbert Gottfried and every female voice as Fran Drescher

- have a hairdo like Cynthia the doll from Rugrats (forever)

- always wear shoes that are two sizes too small

- have a "bathroom guardian" who you have to any every time you want to use the bathroom. your guardian is very strict and you basically have to beg them every time you call them.

- you vomit once a month. also you vomit through your nose

- you can only carry your things in a bindle. no more purse/backpack/fanny pack/suitcase/briefcase/whatever