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Would You Rather? (3)

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by angrycandy, Jan 3, 2020.

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Would You Rather?

Poll closed Jan 8, 2020.
  1. wipe every poop with your hands only

    82.6%
  2. never use any cleaning tool but instead use your tongue to clean yourself

    17.4%
  1. angrycandy

    cinch your robe Prestigious

    would you rather have to wipe every poop with your hands only or you can never use a sponge, rag, mop or any sort of cleaning tool and you must instead use your tongue to clean yourself?
     
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  2. K0ta

    wrap yourself in petals for armor.

    How is it possible to use your tongue to clean yourself
     
  3. angrycandy

    cinch your robe Prestigious

    gotta get into yoga, I'd imagine
     
  4. Ken

    forget tomorrow, side with the open road Prestigious

    [​IMG]
     
  5. angrycandy

    cinch your robe Prestigious

    the question really becomes would you rather be able to clean only a modicum of your body or wipe shit with your hands every time you have to go?
     
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  6. angrycandy

    cinch your robe Prestigious

    we'll do 3 more of these next week

    think I'll come up with half of every question and @mad seems to be rather good at the other part so if it ain't broke, don't fix it
     
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  7. mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    my thoughts were moreso that you'd have to use your tongue for all household cleaning but cleaning yourself cat style is a fun option too
     
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  8. riotspray

    Trusted Prestigious

    clearly wiping with your hand is the correct answer. sure it would suck, but you could then just go wash your hands
     
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  9. Henry

    LISTEN TO CHAI Moderator

    wat
     
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  10. angrycandy

    cinch your robe Prestigious

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  11. angrycandy

    cinch your robe Prestigious

    right there with you
     
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  12. riotspray

    Trusted Prestigious

    besides, does "never use any cleaning tool but instead use your tongue to clean yourself" include toilet paper/wiping?
     
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  13. angrycandy

    cinch your robe Prestigious

    hmm...I'd say you're at least afforded the luxury of toilet paper
     
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  14. riotspray

    Trusted Prestigious

    lmao
     
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  15. angrycandy

    cinch your robe Prestigious

    so wipe every shit with your hands or use your tongue to clean yourself but still be able to wipe your ass, basically
     
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  16. riotspray

    Trusted Prestigious

    anyone who voted for the second option is a shiteater
     
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  17. Ken

    forget tomorrow, side with the open road Prestigious

    [​IMG]
     
  18. riotspray

    Trusted Prestigious

    Anyone ever seen the movie, Barry Munday?

    Judy Greer's character is constantly calling Barry a shiteater in it and that's all I can think of every time I hear the word shiteater.
     
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  19. angrycandy

    cinch your robe Prestigious

    you just gave me an idea for one of next week's polls
     
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  20. angrycandy Jan 3, 2020
    (Last edited: Jan 3, 2020)
    angrycandy

    cinch your robe Prestigious

    would you rather eat one piece of shit a year (you can cook and garnish it any way you'd like) or...

    can't wait
     
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  21. Sean Murphy

    moon pie, what a time to be alive. Supporter

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  22. jorbjorb

    7 rings

    poop hands
     
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  23. Ken

    forget tomorrow, side with the open road Prestigious

    drink one quart of urine
     
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  24. angrycandy

    cinch your robe Prestigious

    I like it
     
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  25. jorbjorb

    7 rings

    urine. no contest.
     
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