Would You Rather? (25)

would you rather only be able to bathe in a river or only be able to eat on the toilet?

 

last one

 

Do i have to be actively using the bathroom or just sitting on a toilet while i eat

 

you just have to eat every meal on the toilet, you can poop if you want to tho

 

River bathing!

 

does it have to be in the river or can I take water from a river and use it somewhere else?

 

has to be in the river

 

I feel like the logistics of finding a river that will also let you bathe in it would be impossible

 

I have a river in my backyard so finding one would be easy haha

but yeah, trying to bathe in ice water during the winter would be miserable so toilet eating it is

 

can I bring a portable toilet with me to restaurants?

 

yes

 

i mean if u think about it eating on the toilet is less gross than using ur phone on the toilet which basically everyone does. not to mention the convenience factor