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Would You Rather? (19)

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by angrycandy, Jan 30, 2020.

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would you rather?

Poll closed Feb 4, 2020.
  1. call your parents before you masturbate

    88.2%
  2. pee your pants any time you get nervous

    11.8%
  1. angrycandy Jan 30, 2020
    (Last edited: Jan 30, 2020)
    angrycandy

    cinch your robe Prestigious

    would you rather call your parents and tell them any time you're about to masturbate or pee your pants any time you get nervous?
     
  2. Anthony_

    A (Cancelled) Dork Prestigious

    how much pee
     
  3. angrycandy

    cinch your robe Prestigious

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  4. Anthony_

    A (Cancelled) Dork Prestigious

    do the phone calls to my parents have to be notifying them that i'm about to crank it or is it just a check-in call so they're fresh on my mind as I then try and get going
     
  5. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    got my own hell to raise Platinum

    I have chronic anxiety so I guess the first
     
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  6. angrycandy

    cinch your robe Prestigious

    you have to explicitly say "hi, just wanted to call and tell you I'm about to masturbate."
     
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  7. Anthony_

    A (Cancelled) Dork Prestigious

    gotcha, I think i can do that.
     
  8. EASheartsVinyl

    Prestigious Prestigious

    This might be an easier decision if I wasn’t nervous all day every day.
     
  9. angrycandy

    cinch your robe Prestigious

    I fucked up the OP. it's fixed now. sorry. kinda high
     
  10. Jake W

    oh my god, I'm back on my bullshit Prestigious

    I mean it would be awkward at first but they'd get used to me calling eventually. Whereas pissing myself would never not be embarrassing.
     
  11. riotspray

    Trusted Prestigious

    not just embarrassing but a mess
     
  12. waking season

    Trusted Prestigious

    I’m a nervous wreck 99% of the time so sup mom and dad
     
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  13. CarpetElf

    point gawd Prestigious

    this is it. this is the worst thing you've ever done.
     
  14. angrycandy

    cinch your robe Prestigious

    thank you
     
  15. Ken

    forget tomorrow, side with the open road Prestigious

    bring on the yellow showers
     
  16. jorbjorb

    7 rings

    calling the parents
     
  17. Ken

    forget tomorrow, side with the open road Prestigious

    actually i'm just not going to masturbate ever again
     
  18. Jake W

    oh my god, I'm back on my bullshit Prestigious

    I give you a week
     
  19. jorbjorb

    7 rings

  20. Ken

    forget tomorrow, side with the open road Prestigious

  21. riotspray

    Trusted Prestigious

    I have never and will never masturbate so...
     
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